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02 February 2011 @ 06:03 pm
 
Happy Chinese New Year!

To new beginnings and happy endings.

That doesn't really make sense but I sound so serious and philosophical. Like the emperor like in Mulan. I have this long white beard and am wearing this awesome robe and am all, "This sword for your bravery and fearlessness," or whatever he says. Then he gets to his knees and his secretary/sex-fiend or whomever that guy is goes, "OH MY GOD," and flops to the ground. It's pretty rad.

J