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Junaberry
20 November 2011 @ 07:45 pm
What is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?


Your mum's penis.

Hahaha, still got it.

J
 
 
Junaberry
13 February 2011 @ 12:52 pm
I figure if I don't do this now I'll never do it.

Anyway, I'm changing blogs to junaberry.blogspot.com

Mostly because this blog is too filled with crack-head, one line posts about cupcakes or Taylor Swift or other random shit. Also, there are spelling errors and grammatical mistakes and formatting errors and because I'm an anal freak, that REALLY annoys me and I can't stand the fact knowing there's shit going down in this blog. I mean, what if I become leader of the world and they use this blog as my manifesto? I can't have errors and different font sizes and shit messing up my cred. Also, most of my personal blogs for the last 3 years have been on friends only and I'm sick of it. In my opinion, a blog should be for the world to see so my new blog will be for the world and God to view for their reading pleasure.

That is all. I hope to see you at my blogspot because I love you all and LiveJournal is WHERE IT'S AT. Too bad that they say LiveJournal is dead and practically no one uses it anymore... I CAN'T BE A NO ONE!

I HAVE TOO BIG AN EGO!

That is all.

J
 
 
Junaberry
11 February 2011 @ 01:39 pm
Fudge monkeys, I bought another pair of jeggings today. A darker wash. Almost black. I think I also turned Mishelle on them. She was really impressed by their jeans-like appearance.

J
 
 
Junaberry
08 February 2011 @ 05:41 pm
Holy shit. Taste buds are so fucking disgusting. I had no idea. I disgust myself. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste_bud

J
 
 
Junaberry
04 February 2011 @ 05:50 pm
Things I remember from first aid in swimming lessons:

1. One chest pump per four seconds. Or is it four chest pumps per second?

2. Don't pump infants' chests too hard when giving CPR or you'll crush their ribs.

3. Block person's nostrils with cheek when giving CPR (... yuck).

4. Make sure they don't swallow their tongue by turning them on their side and scooping out that shit.

5. If you're trying to help someone from drowning MAKE SURE THEY DON'T PULL YOU DOWN WITH THEM. If worst comes to worst, let them die and SAVE YOURSELF.

The end.

J
 
 
 
Junaberry
02 February 2011 @ 06:03 pm
Happy Chinese New Year!

To new beginnings and happy endings.

That doesn't really make sense but I sound so serious and philosophical. Like the emperor like in Mulan. I have this long white beard and am wearing this awesome robe and am all, "This sword for your bravery and fearlessness," or whatever he says. Then he gets to his knees and his secretary/sex-fiend or whomever that guy is goes, "OH MY GOD," and flops to the ground. It's pretty rad.

J
 
 
Junaberry
01 February 2011 @ 07:51 pm
Guess who's going to study medicine at UWA this year?

THIS BITCH.

Also, I'm back to blogging after a short hiatus of depression and anxiety. Also, I'm going to start exercising again after a short hiatus of continuous binge eating and crying into Cafe Grande Connosieur ice cream. Also, I'm going to start buying stuff for uni again.

J
 
 
Junaberry
31 January 2011 @ 12:37 pm


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Junaberry
18 January 2011 @ 02:08 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:%C3%96verspagat.jpg

I keep looking at it, thinking, "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!"

J
 
 
Junaberry
16 January 2011 @ 03:09 pm
The catalyst: I was watching Gilmore Girls today. Season three. Kirk, the town eccentric, comes out of the pet store. He, armed with lots of cat supplies, is approached by the Gimore Girls, Rory and Lorelai. They proceed to have a conversation about Kirk's new cat, colourfully named "Kirk" or "Cat Kirk."

The debate: Wow, I thought to myself, this is so familiar. Not just because I've watched this very episodes multiple times before but I remember this exact concept of naming a cat after yourself. Therein arises the problem of two entities with the same name in the same household. This concept I remembered from a different context.

The realization: It all became so clear suddenly. This very situation I remebered from a Sarah Dessen book called "Last Chance" or "Keeping the Moon." In the book, the town eccentric (perhaps not to as an extreme degree as Kirk of Stars Hollow but still, he was a touch out there) is named Norman and he, like Kirk, has a cat named after him.

Cat Norman.

So I come to you with this proposal: coincidence or conspiracy?

I know that Ms Dessen is an avid viewer of Gilmore Girls and lists it as one of her favourite shows. I can only conclude that this concept arose from her viewing of Gilmore Girls and while, perhaps not an active choice to include this concept in her writing, the show so inspired her that her subconscious implanted this concept directly into her book.

J